Archive for Satire

I’m still alive!

I understand i’m not the most diligent blogger around, but I promise now that I have a shiny new Mac to be super active and let you guys know what is going on. You already know that I say “guys” in a really awkward way that doesn’t even make sense, and now I plan on unleashing a whole world of vocabulary you didn’t even know existed. 

Today I had the best ice cream of all time. (With the possible and understandable exception of Haagen Dazs Pralines and Cream- i’ll never forget you). It was a white chocolate cone, pistachio ice cream, with whole pistachios inside of it- the lady put them in and slapped it around a bit on this metal slab, but it tasted all the better for it.

I also have a new bike, she’s black and she’s named Bernadette.

Bye for now!

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